GHOSTS! GUNS! GRIT! GORGEOUSNESS! All for $1.99 because *BOOM* I’m having a book sale.

Step right up!

Click HERE!

or HERE! or HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for hours of reading pleasure.

You will in the very least experience a MEDICINE WAGON! DARK WHIMSY! ABRAHAM LINCOLN! and A DOG NAMED CORT!

…these being but minor occurrences in a fictitious version of the life of Sarah Winchester before she built her Winchester Mystery House.

Get on it. The eBook is half off for a limited time.

And seriously, it is less than pie at Baker’s Square. You can read my book FOR HOURS AND HOURS longer than you can eat pie. My book is like at least ten hours of pie with the benefit of NO BLOATING! Boo and yah.

*high fives*